• Marie Hayes

Fun & Witty Readings for Teenagers

Updated: Jun 18

I recently officiated Olivia's wedding and we tweaked this Pam Ayres Poem to suit Tom's new dad!! I must admit... it really did get a laugh!!! 😂😂

He never leaves the seat up by Pam Ayres He never leaves the seat up Or wet towels upon the floor The toothpaste has the lid on And he always shuts the door!

Well My mum's very clean and tidy? Though she may sometimes delude Leave your things out at your peril? In a second, watch, they'll have moved!

He's a very active person As are all his next of kin Where as she likes our lazy days, but .... He'll still drag her to the gym!

He romances her and dines her Home cooked dinners and all the like He knows mum's favorite foods as well, And spoils her day and night!

She's thoughtful when he looks at her A smile upon his face, I bet, She's thinking Will he look that good in 50 years When his dentures aren't in place!! 😂

He says he loves her figure And her mental prowess too But when gravity takes her over Will mum charm him ... with her IQ?

She says she loves his kindness And his patience is a must And of course she thinks he's handsome Which in her eyes is a plus!

They're both not wholly perfect But who are we to judge He can be pig headed Where as she won't even budge!

All that said and done They love the time they spent together And I hope as I'm sure you do That this fine day will last forever.

He'll be more than just her husband He'll also be her friend And she'll be more than just his wife She's be his soul mate -till the end.




Well done Josh!!

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