I recently officiated Olivia's wedding and we tweaked this Pam Ayres Poem to suit Tom's new dad!! I must admit... it really did get a laugh!!! 😂😂
He never leaves the seat up by Pam Ayres
He never leaves the seat up
Or wet towels upon the floor
The toothpaste has the lid on
And he always shuts the door!
Well My mum's very clean and tidy?
Though she may sometimes delude
Leave your things out at your peril?
In a second, watch, they'll have moved!
He's a very active person
As are all his next of kin
Where as she likes our lazy days, but ....
He'll still drag her to the gym!
He romances her and dines her
Home cooked dinners and all the like
He knows mum's favorite foods as well,
And spoils her day and night!
She's thoughtful when he looks at her
A smile upon his face, I bet, She's thinking
Will he look that good in 50 years
When his dentures aren't in place!! 😂
He says he loves her figure
And her mental prowess too
But when gravity takes her over
Will mum charm him ... with her IQ?
She says she loves his kindness
And his patience is a must
And of course she thinks he's handsome
Which in her eyes is a plus!
They're both not wholly perfect
But who are we to judge
He can be pig headed
Where as she won't even budge!
All that said and done
They love the time they spent together
And I hope as I'm sure you do
That this fine day will last forever.
He'll be more than just her husband He'll also be her friend And she'll be more than just his wife She's be his soul mate -till the end.
